I murdered santa..

OK I have the daily pleasure of enduring 8 hours of Christmas music everyday since the Christmas season officially began i.e. since after divali. Seriously its annoying and my boss shows no sign of stopping.I dont get why we in the Caribbean put up images of that overweight- pedo- with -a -whip all over the damn place. I mean it's a huge culture clash here. In Trinidad ho-ho-ho is three sketelle female walking down the road. The only time we ever see a reindeer is after its been seasoned and cooked and it ain't got no chimney to slide down so if i hear my door rattle at what-o-clock in the blasted night I will pull the almighty shotgun and fire one off.

We do not have elves we have 'douen ' and if you think you and your backwards foot go' be trekkin through my yard You had better have another thought I eh you blasted mother so you better get to steppin. I do not see why i should care that 'O Christmas Tree' came from Germany. The ones here are plastic... but folks lets get down to my gripe I think Santa is a commercial gimmick that represents a huge deception on adults part. While that is fine and dandy usually cuz lets face it: we lie to kids daily,its very easy and convenient to do. When I have to listen to you sing the virtues of your deception, i get pissed of. Do what you do just dont make a damn song and dance about it!!