I murdered santa..

OK I have the daily pleasure of enduring 8 hours of Christmas music everyday since the Christmas season officially began i.e. since after divali. Seriously its annoying and my boss shows no sign of stopping.I dont get why we in the Caribbean put up images of that overweight- pedo- with -a -whip all over the damn place. I mean it's a huge culture clash here. In Trinidad ho-ho-ho is three sketelle female walking down the road. The only time we ever see a reindeer is after its been seasoned and cooked and it ain't got no chimney to slide down so if i hear my door rattle at what-o-clock in the blasted night I will pull the almighty shotgun and fire one off.

We do not have elves we have 'douen ' and if you think you and your backwards foot go' be trekkin through my yard You had better have another thought I eh you blasted mother so you better get to steppin. I do not see why i should care that 'O Christmas Tree' came from Germany. The ones here are plastic... but folks lets get down to my gripe I think Santa is a commercial gimmick that represents a huge deception on adults part. While that is fine and dandy usually cuz lets face it: we lie to kids daily,its very easy and convenient to do. When I have to listen to you sing the virtues of your deception, i get pissed of. Do what you do just dont make a damn song and dance about it!!

to the drunken hearted

in the book of inebriation the wise slosh said:
though shalt not salute monday
you shall flip it the bird
hold friday sacred
and annoint it with the bastard's mudder's milk
embrace the clarity that comes with bacchus' logic
and accept the things that cannot be changed when the morning comes
let not dawn meet you
with a single care
or your other meet you
with your bottom bare

suck my sushi my football is better than urs!

ok lets celebrate! japan just kicked denmark's tail! whoa honda!!!!!!!!! as the lone trini supporter for the land of the rising sun i gotta jump here !
my other teams were argentina and brazil.
maradona could make any1 love the game and i dub him the master of the fieldside celebrations
so he may be lacking in the dignity of some of his sempais in the coachin' scene but he makes up for it in enthusiasm and passion!
i would have loved to see ronaldinho this time round but fans dont run the line up do they?
anyway. we've seen some major upsets this world cup.
france and italy have bid a sad sayonara to their fans but slovakia has been a major upsetter this time around.
keep ur fingers crossed and hold ur breath cuz this world cup looks to be one for the record books

cuz i felt like saying it

I live in the town of beautiful dreamers

And we all look up at the sky

In this city of angels we all

Wait for wings to fly

I live in the hope of believers

And in the sigh of every lie

In the morning

Lazy lover’s yawning

And in a newborn’s cry

and

In this city of angels we all wait

For wings to fly

So just jump

Hold your breath

But don’t wait any longer

Jump off

All that’s left-

Is what makes you stronger.

Or death

My friends wear pretty masks

Painted glittery

All staring at mirrors every day

And at pictures

of destiny

as our hands reach for the sky

Watching the birds pass

Us by

Touching a moment

Fleeting and wild

Waiting for wings to fly

its called high

ok so i beat my personal best of six beers without taking a piss.
i feel awesome, the truth is i'm ridiculously high.high like a butterfly in the sky -with pie-oh my! who's gonna cry -lol
drunken lol
dlol
wooooow
i are highhhhh <>
whatever any1 can score right now
but i'm home in my living room - so that's a no go
maybe i should hook up with my girls' friend but it wouldnt really matter cuz i'm bi huh?
wow i wonder what moms would say ?
she'd have a fittttttt
butttt thatz ok! smile

being female is expensive

ok so for some unknown reason,today I decided to be all girly and female.
I rialise i have many shortcoming in that department;most likely when femininity was being doled out I had wandered off to climb a tree.As I searched through sites on make up and brushes and obseved ground breaking debates on liquid versus pencil, I could help but be overwhelmed at my helplessness. I can't tell a good brand from a bad one, or what shades and tones suit my complexion, what's considered good prices from bad,or even how to apply the damn thing.
My only brushes with make up come from as a child when my older sisters would pin me down and use me as their dress up toy.Lipstick was always an annoying thing that smelled funny, blush had an annoying habbit of rubbing off on my clothes miraculously and anyone holding an eyeliner was taken as a death threat.
All this being said, I still youtubed make up application, while learning nothing much other than being awed at how pretty the more dramatic ones appeared, I ended up being no better off than at the start of my quest for female aesthetics. ah well tomorrow's another day . -_-

plight of the plus sizers

ok so my big people you know the feeling. you walk into a store,see all these cute clothes but are stopped dead by the letters s-m . now while a person could argue that S&M could also denote a sexual pref we fat people know without a doubt that they mean we simply arent welcome.
ahhh i just had the crappiest hour. on a random google of CUTE plus sized clothing i got the f-in ugliest sht that blends in with tacky furniture decor.If the style didnt stop me it was the price tag.I cant help but compare what my sisters blessed with slim figures pay and what i am being asked to pay.
I browse through the local stores and the story is no better. The plus sized woman has loooong been shunted off to a grey area of clothing stores, her clothes problems come in a wide variety and to be treated like a single ailment is a bit cruel.
Whenever i find something to fit the rest of my body decently,it never fits my chest, and vice versa. So the shapeless collection i call my wardrobe depresses me, making me wary of making even the slightest venture outside my doorstep. I'm sure some know the feeling; beeing excited to go somewhere and needing just the right look , only to get fed up before the questioning gaze of a sales assistant and finally just giving up .
in december i'm going to have breast reduction surgery. as a person lugging around 40 ddds my life might get a little lighter. but deep in the back of my mind i wonder if i'm the one who really has to change or is it just the general pulblic.

why do cigarettes come in packs of 20?

ok so i puff like a chimney top and i Dont particualarly wanna kick the habit right now. What I'd really like to know however, is why do candy sticks only come in packs of twenty (its such a random number)
anyhow i do the math , it wont add up to my time ; a week has 7 days , a day has 24 hours , an hour has 60 minutes so any way you look at it ur gonna come up short. Sure I could start buying them by the carton but then i'd really feel like an addict, with only one pack at a time i can pass it of as recreational smoking like a casual affair No-Strings-attatched and i wont care if we dont see each other after. When you start to buy your cigarettes in bulk its like a marriage cuz you've just made a commitment to these white cylinders to be with them till their last spark of life.I think bulk uying probably comes shortly after real life marriage.sa.. who knows but anyways i hope that the answer to this mystery can soon b figured out and i wont get some philosophical reasoning as with when there were extra hot dogs and not enough buns... or a circle of life like with with the egg and the chicken (just tell me why chose twenty and i'll be happy!!)

are we all lesbians?

ok so way back in the ancient times of bio class there was this time that we were discussing determining gender,while this seems like a semi interesting topic,seeing as how my bio teacher reminded me of something straight out of the jurassic era the topic left no great impression on me.i do vaguely recall her saying something about XX chromosomes losing a tail and becoming XY therefore male, so i wondered does that meant at some initial point in time if we were all female.Then there really is no such thing as a true hetero couple is there: cuz we're all lesbians ,only some of our sex changes came via mother nature (which seems much cheaper)
i'm sure my logic is highly flawed but come on,don't you seriously wonder sometimes if your man is on his period? Aside from hormoning males and their little tails that take up soo much of their time is the unfairness of being female! I Honestly think girls get the shitty end of the stick just because the guys get the stick.So guys are ever producing sperm and girls pretty much have a set number of eggs thus God that sexist bastard seems to be encouraging men to go forth and mutiply (sometimes a little to indiscriminantly while a woman must be faithful which ultimately sucks ass cuz men can be like donuts ( always needing a hole) but any ways unless i opt for the less natural sex changin which is wayyyy more expensive i guess i'm stuck in this gender. lesbian or hetero lesbian lol