being female is expensive

ok so for some unknown reason,today I decided to be all girly and female.
I rialise i have many shortcoming in that department;most likely when femininity was being doled out I had wandered off to climb a tree.As I searched through sites on make up and brushes and obseved ground breaking debates on liquid versus pencil, I could help but be overwhelmed at my helplessness. I can't tell a good brand from a bad one, or what shades and tones suit my complexion, what's considered good prices from bad,or even how to apply the damn thing.
My only brushes with make up come from as a child when my older sisters would pin me down and use me as their dress up toy.Lipstick was always an annoying thing that smelled funny, blush had an annoying habbit of rubbing off on my clothes miraculously and anyone holding an eyeliner was taken as a death threat.
All this being said, I still youtubed make up application, while learning nothing much other than being awed at how pretty the more dramatic ones appeared, I ended up being no better off than at the start of my quest for female aesthetics. ah well tomorrow's another day . -_-